Showing posts with label thailand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thailand. Show all posts

Monday, February 25, 2002

the Bhat Game

The Bhat Game

























this is called The Bhat Game. what can you get for how many Bhats? Before we begin I should like to tell you the exchange rate: US$1= 43 Bhat. 1 NIS (shekel)= 10 Bhat.

what can you get for 0 Bhat?

  • see the ruins of Ayuthaya (if you sneak in)
  • drinking glass from Swenson's ice cream parlor (but it may break in your packpack)
  • if you are lucky, napkins. else you must use your own toilet paper. which is not free.
  • Canadian asshole. (hours of entertainment.)
  • travelors' diarrhea
  • Shabbat dinner at Chabad
  • a hike over Ko Pha Ngan (with or without all your stuff)
  • a very nice tan
what can you get for 1 Bhat?
  • frozen jelly cubes
  • cup of ice
ie, not much
what can you get for 2 Bhat?
  • ferry across the river in Ayuthaya
  • trip to the bathroom (Bangkok Hualamphong train station)
  • 2 cups of ice
  • a cheap post card (the kind we sent y'all)
  • a coconut taco thing
  • bus fare from Kho Sahn Road to Siam Square
what can you get for 10 Bhat?
  • 2 liters of water
  • 5 cups of ice
  • 2 pcs of toast (everywhere except for the islands, where this cost 30 Bhat)
  • banana pancake (without egg)
  • pad thai (without egg)
  • a popsicle
  • bag of pineapple, fresh
  • 30 minutes internet, Chang Mai
  • 10 minutes internet, Bangkok
  • chocolate dipped soft-serve at KFC
  • 2 packs of wafers
  • a ride in a saw...thing (we never did learn how to pronounce the word. it is a sort of taxi.)
  • tuk tuk tour of Bangkok (each)
  • bottle of soda water (but useless, as no one drinks soda water. it is vile.)
  • roll of TP. (extra long roll. shorter roll is 8 Bhat)
  • bottle of soda pop
  • coconut filled pastry thing
  • ice cream in a bun
  • 2 expensive postcards (don't worry, they look just like the ones we sent)
  • bunch of bananas
  • 2 bowls of rice (one bowl on the train or on the islands)
what can you get for 15 Bhat?
  • bucket of ice (in Ayuthaya)
  • train from Ayuthaya to Bangkok
  • pad thai with egg
  • banana pancake with egg
  • fruit shake (aka heaven in a bag)
  • thai ice tea in a bag
  • taro root bread bun
  • one minute call to the USA from Bangkok
  • 3 liters of water (is someone doing the math?)
what can you get for 100 Bhat?
  • 5 minutes overseas calls
  • 20 liters of water (only 10 at Ayuthaya guest house)
  • 4 bike rentals, one day
  • one pair of pants
  • a sarong
  • a flowy shirt
  • a tiny tank top
  • two nights accomodation at Julie guest house
  • one hour of thai massage
  • 4 bags of rice cakes (which are the greatest snack on earth)
  • bus trip from the airport to Kho Sahn Road
  • 1 roll of film (Fuji, 200, 36 exp)
  • 5 half loaves of bread (you can't buy full loaves here)
  • "Gucci" sunglasses (I got a pair. I know, I know, tres chic.)
  • 2 handmade Thai umbrellas
  • a burnt Outcast CD (Britney Spears cost the same price but I was not the one buying)
  • 5 pork-burgers at McDonalds
  • entrance fee for 5 Thai people to Erawin National Park (1/2 person if non-Thai)
  • a haircut
  • lunch for 4 at a noodle shop, including drinks
what can you get for 200 Bhat?
  • see a Thai boxing match (not ringside seats but can still see the band, yes they have a band at Thai boxing matches)
  • entrance to the Grand Palace
  • Boat tour of Bangkok and canals (rip-off, though)
  • entrance for one non-Thai person to Erawin National Park (or entrance for 10 Thais)
  • 1 night at the Ratcha (Wretched) House, Chang Mai
  • overnight bus from Krabi to Bangkok
  • twice everything on the 100 Bhat list


what can you get for 900 Bhat?
  • 180 liters of water
  • 20 nights at Julie Guest House, Chang Mai
  • 90 pad thai (without egg)
  • 60 pad thai (with egg)
  • 60 banana pancake with egg
  • 45 hours of internet (Chang Mai)
  • 3 yards of silk
  • 45 minutes overseas calls with the USA
  • 9 pairs of pants (probably more because if you were buying that much you could bargain way down. I would say 12 pairs of pants. I mean, we got really good at bargaining.)
  • 10 sarongs (ditto)
  • 3rd class train from Ayuthaya to Bangkok 60 times back and forth
  • 90 bags of pineapple
  • 9 hours of Thai massage
  • 18 days of rented snorkling gear
  • 5 lithium batteries (the short kind that cameras use)
and, last but not least, my personal favorite.....

  • see the Long Neck Karen Hill Tribe Women (spend the day in an old van)

the last day

our last day!!!!!!! we decided to do a normal person thing and go see a movie. we bussed it back to Siam Square and had lunch at Pizza Hut. then we saw Shallow Hall, the fat Gwyneth Paltrow movie. DO NOT SEE IT. very bad movie. HOWEVER. the movie experience was exceptional. the movie cost 100 Bhat, which is 10shekels, about $2. the theatre was spacious, clean, with a big screen and big, comfortable, reclining seats. the kicker was that in between the previews and the movie they played the thailand national anthem and we stood up and watched this video montage of the king's life. in this country they are OBSESSED with their king. in every city along the main street there are giant picture frame-things with photographs of the royal family. thai money is plastered with pictures of the king. rachelle became slightly distressed when she realized that on the twenty Bhat bill, next to thedrawing of the king's face, there is a watermark of the king's face which can be seen if the bill is held up to the light. so paying homage to him at the movies was not shocking. a pleasant surprise.

waiting for the bus to take us back to Kho Sahn we met some Canadian boys who had met our friend Avi in the north. for such a large country, thailand is pretty small. honestly, on this day we bumped into at least 5 other people we had seen on other parts of our trip. it was really weird. the bus was slow in coming and so we took our final tuk-tuk back. weep, weep. the sadness did not last long. our driver tried to overcharge us, and instead of calling the tourist police we simply paid him what we had agreed on and then walked away. then we did the last of our shopping, ate our last pad thai, sipped our last fruit shakes, and bid thailand adieu.

Thursday, February 21, 2002

day twenty seven

ahhhhhh....back in bangkok. arrived in the wee hours of the morning, before anyone in their right minds had checked out of their guesthouse, and so we spent a few hours dozing in the restaurant area of Green Guesthouse waiting for an opening. we got a double room at around 9am. dumped our stuff in, showered, ate breakfast. the plan was to go to Siam Square, a giant market/mall area. I was feeling too tired to go, so the girls went without me. i slept for another hour, then walked up and down Kho Sahn Road by myself, making my last purchases. ahhh, how nice to be by myself, to walk at my own pace and dilly-dally (theres a word you haven't heard for 50 years) and dawdle and stare at other tourists and take ten minutes to decide which flavor fruit shake you want. it was wonderful. i did some email and met the girls back at our place in the afternoon. Miriam had bought a blender!!!!! it was something that, honestly, we had been talking about THE ENTIRE TRIP. stuff is so cheap here it makes sense to buy electronics and home supplies. and you know how necessary a blender is. it truly was the highlight of the day and that moment could not be topped. at night we did some more Kho Sahn shopping. then we had to drop Rachelle off at the airport!! boo hoo, she was not on our flight home. we had a nice dinner of KFC at the airport. once rachelle was through passport control, miriam, linda, and i returned home and slept in our double room. (it was kind of sneaky of us because we told them we were only 2 people. but who cares.)

Krabi, AKA The Most Beautiful Place in the World

day 23: slept in and awoke in the warm sunny beachy air. no roosters!!! actually i woke up pretty early as i had gone to bed at 9pm the night before. read some harry potter before the others got up at 9. ate breakfast. lay on the beach. swam in the water. finished harry potter 1. ate lunch. lay on the hammock. played cards. took a nap. took a shower. laid out some more. in the afternoon the tide went out so far that we could walk for at least 100 meters out and look at the tidepools- saw starfish, little crabs, shells galore, flipping starfish, rocks, cool sand patterns, mating starfish.

now that i think about it, i don't think this was a separate day. hmmm. i have got my days switched up. i think we did all this day 22 afternoon, when we first arrived.

day 23 for reals: took an early ferry to Ko Phi Phi island (pronounce Ko Pee Pee). this is the island portrayed in the book and film The Beach with Leonardo DiCaprio. SO PRETTY. rented a longboat and a driver, rented snorkle masks and fins, spent the day flitting about the different parts of the islands. saw many brightly colored fish. the water is so warm!!!!!! after a while the snorkle mask started getting on my nerves (you know how it stretches out your lips that way) and i was not getting the breathing down right and slightly hyperventilating. miriam felt the same way i think. i snorkled a bit while holding my breath. but the white sand beaches were too inviting and so we kicked our way to shore and just sort of lay on the soft sand for a while, much in the manner of beached whales.

now that i think about it, we might have spent that extra day just sitting around before taking the boat to the islands. this might be day 24. the girls aren't around to ask. hmmm.

how beautiful was this island, you ask. very. my goodness, it was simply picturesque. white sand beaches. by white, i mean white. crayola white. blue blue water. clean, warm water. palm trees coming out of the sand. leaning out over the water. lush green mountains inland. the sun in the blue sky. (are you jealous yet?) we lay on the shore where the small waves met the sand and ate cheese sandwiches and took pictures and dug holes and built sand-drip castles. eventually we had to boat back to the port and boat back to Krabi and taxi back to our guesthouse, where we sat on the beach some more and ate dinner. started harry potter 2: chamber of secrets. played cards with the 'Raelis. i met some very nice strange fellows who claimed that there was a woman in australia who has not eaten or drinken (is that a word? probably not.) for 13 years. apparently she lives off light energy, like plants. i was too mellow and pleasantly tired to tell them i thought it was bullshit.

day 25: woke up late again. by late i mean i woke up at 8. lay around, went to eat breakfast, lay about on the beach. we took a boat to a beach called Riley Beach. (probably not spelled like that. probably spelled Rhi lae or something. it is Thai, after all.) This beach is supposedly the prettiest beach in the country. well. thats quite something to live up to, but it actually was the prettiest beach in the country, as well as we could judge. looked sort of like the beach from Ko Phi Phi only nicer. a few shady spots. layed out there. at one point a little Thai girl walked up to us and sat down on my sarong. she just sat there. then she opened my backpack and took out a peice of gum and put it in her mouth. then she got up and walked away. me and miriam got sick of the sun and so we walked to the opposite side of the beach where there were bunches of rock climbers clambering up the steep limestone to get to this hidden lagoon. very cool. we watched them struggle for a while and then returned to the sun-bathing side. i finished harry potter 2. in the evening we ate in Ao Nang town, at a very overpriced restaurant which provided us with a fantastic view of the highway. the pink and purple sunset was also visible. at night we played more cards. i went to bed at 9. magnificent!!!

day 26: woke up late again. i think i should say, slept in, because i awoke naturally at 8am. lay on the beach. ate breakfast, packed, showered. we took a taxi to the bus station in Krabi proper and then spent all afternoon and evening on a horrible bus to Surat Thani, the other side of the coast, where we ate dinner and got back on the bus for our overnight to Bangkok (our favorite city). terrible bus ride. never do an overnight bus. not at all comfortable and rather smelly.
unfortunately, i cannot remember any Krabi quotes and i never wrote any down.

day twenty two

i woke up sick. joy of all joys. spent the next two hours (5am-7am) in the seedy hotel with my head down the toilet. didn't actually get sick but was very dehydrated/low blood sugar/light headed. am convinced i am hypo-glycemic at this point. felt better after some sugar cubes and a bottle of 7-up. we caught the 8am bus to the other side of the mainland- Krabi province, got settled in a guesthouse at Ao Nang beach. B E A U T I F U L. long sandy beach, blue shallow warm water, no waves, palm trees.... the works. we ate lunch, lay out, ate dinner, lay out, went to sleep. met some 'Raeli boys. the west coast of thailand beats the east coast any day. just like the usa.

kho pha-ngan

day 16: the end of our fast. got off the train, took a bus to the pier, took a boat to the island. we got to ko pha-ngan (pronounced KO panGONE) took a taxi as far as we could. took a speedboat to this little deserted strip of beach called Hat Yuan and got beach bungalows and a hammok. ate and ate and ate. rather boring day.

day 17: lay on the beach all day long. i read "Chocolat" which is really good. we boobed it. (tanned topless). it was awesome. took a walk to the next beach when boredom set in. the beach was beautiful, coconut palms all around, warm water, nice sand. the owners of our guesthouse sat and smoked up ALL DAY LONG. we watched them make a carrot bong. at night it rained. another sloooooooooooow day.

day 18: boredom officially set in. took a one and a half hour hike to the other, more civilized side of the island so that we could email. spent all day on this side emailing, shopping, and watching incredibly tan good looking people walk around. about half of them were israeli. took a boat back to our side. i had finished my book so i bought some more: harry potter and a book by bill bryson (his travels in america, if you are familiar)

day 19: lay out again. boobed it again. took an afternoon boat to the other beach. shopped and emailed some more. ME AND RACHELLE GOT HAIRCUTS!!!!!!! IN THAILAND!!!!!!!! then was the full moon party on the beach, an all night rave where every gueshouse and bar on the entire beach front pumps out music and people come from nearby islands and everybody drinks and dances and stays out till sunrise. they do this every full moon. we danced and people watched and were exausted by 1am (our bedtime has been about 10/11 everynight). but we were stuck there so we stayed awake anyways. it was like a giant carnival on the beach. sort of like sun god. sort of like that worm festival at school. funny story: at about 3am me and rachelle are sitting half asleep at a closed restaurant. a young beachy guy walks over and says, "I'd like to inquire about the toilets." we pointed him in the direction of the closest squats. About a minute later he comes back and says, "I'd like to inquire about some toilet paper." unfortunately, we did not have any TP on us. I told him to use a leaf. He says, "Great idea!!" and as he walks away towards the toilets we see him stopping at every bush and tree and taking some leaves off.

day 20: purgatory. perhaps the worst day of my entire life. as soon as we were able we took a boat back to our side of the beach. our plan for the day was to get off our side of the island, and catch a ferry off the big island and hopefully make it to krabi on the west coast. we had to wake up the speedboat driver TWICE and in the end had to take a longboat to a beach three beaches away from our guesthouse and then hike over to our beach. the boat was very very aweful. took 40 minutes because of the windy weather. we got soaked. then we had to get our stuff and walk to a neighboring beach to catch the next longboat out. WE WAITED FOR 4 HOURS and our boat didn't come. IT SUCKED. i got serious island fever. we had absolutely nothing to do. i read harry potter. i needed to leave. the only funny part about this day was when a monkey came out of nowhere and sat on miriam's head. then it shat on her shoulder. then it ran away. finally a boat came but the weather was so rough it was being tossed about near the rocky shore, decided not to take the boat back, slept on our island AGAIN.

day 21: getting off of the freaking island FINALLY. weather in the morning was too rough for boats, we we hiked WITH ALL OF OUR GEAR to the other side. let me expand on this. the regular hike with just day packs took us one and a half hours and left us drenched in sweat and sunscreen and bug repellent. so you can imagine our excitement to do this again with all of our stuff on our backs. actually, i was pretty jazzed about the whole thing. i was the only one who WANTED to do the hike and in fact had recommended it the day before but got voted out. we started the trek at 9:30 in the morning, went very very slowly. sweat a lot. got out of breath a lot. but we made it!!! it only took us 3 hours. once on the other side we emailed and ate lunch and then caught a 5pm ferry to the mainland. thank god we made it to firm ground. i vowed never again to step on another island. (broke that promise just two days later.) at night we slept at the most sleazy hotel you will ever not lay your eyes on. the lobby was really just a hallway, the floor was done in wallpaper wood print, the walls didn't reach the ceilings and so you could hear everything in every room. but we had beds and showers and toilets, which is what counted.
island quotes:
"We have our own appetizers." (rachelle, pointing out that in fact we did bring snack food to every restaurant we ate at)

"some crazy shit just happened in my book!!" (Linda, who was reading Harry Potter)

"miriam, you have a piece of seaweed on your chin." (rachelle to miriam on the long-tail boat)

"so that's the second time I've been shat on by an animal." (miriam, who took it all in good stride)

"now i know why Cast Away was so boring." (adina while bored to tears on island)

"Lets boob it!!!"

"I'll have the chicken sandwich, please." (rachelle, who ate a chicken sandwich for 5 meals in a row.)

"Thai Pee-poe" (miriam, imitating the Thai. for some reason, this never stopped being funny.)

"The best thing about Perm in that his name is Permpoon." (adina, about our cooking teacher in chang-mai. like miriam's imitation, this has not ceased to amuse us either.)
at the full moon party, rachelle and i wrote "pachotch" down our arms with black light paint. this bred a whole host of pachotch quotes:
  • your pachotch is dripping
  • your pachotch is still wet
  • our pachotches are sticking together
  • your pachotch is brighter than mine
  • can you see my pachotch?
  • my pachotch is bigger than yours
  • that guy just touched my pachotch!

Friday, February 15, 2002

day fifteen

boring boring day. slept in (finally!!!) which actually means slept until 9am, were awakened by several roosters staying at our guesthouse. at one point in the early morning, linda actually got up and went outside to chase the roosters away. miriam and rachelle were in a different bungalo close to the bathroom and were awakened by some thai women loudly cleaning the bathroom. miriam got up and walked out onto her porch to yell "shhhhh!! sleeping!!!" and then went back to sleep. the women did not react.

ate breakfast slowly, sat around, did nothing, did email. sloooooooooow day.

the reason that today was so damn slow was because the only thing we had to do was get a two hour bus ride back to bangkok to catch our night train down south. finally in the afternoon we got to the bus station. only when it was too late did we realize that we didn't have food for the bus ride. since it was only two hours, we knew that we could do it. but it really was a serious issue for several minutes. i think if you saw how much we eat every day you would understand.

get to bangkok, take a public bus to the train station. ride next to a 7 bus parade of fatigue-clad thai teenagers who stare and smile and wave at us THE ENTIRE TIME. get to train station, have one hour to pick up dinner and snacks and breakfast for the twelve hour train ride. this is what we bought: 2 liters of water for each person. one box of sugar/salt crackers. one box of cookies. three coconut filled pastry buns. four orders of pad thai.

the worst shock of our trip came when we discovered, ten minutes into the train, that the pad thai had shrimp on it. horror of horrors. none of us eat shrimp. i bought rice on the train and we managed to make it to surat thani in the morning. funnier still, is that we still had a three hour boat ride to the island, a taxi ride, and another 20 minute boat to our guesthouse. it was over 24 hours since we had eaten a full meal.
quote of the day: "I think i can make it. I mean, i know i can make it." (adina, about having a two hour bus to bangkok without food.)

erawin falls

woke up at 6:15am. got breakfast and lunch of 6 cheese sandwhiches, 2 orders of toast. take a taxi thing ("sawwww....thing") to bus station. take a bus to erawin national park. dropped off at front of park with no map. see seven waterfalls on 2k hike. see 10 Israeli people. see an older white man bathing with two much younger asian women. park rangers don't allow food beyond the second waterfall, which posed a problem for us as we need to eat every hour. hid the bag of peanuts in linda's bathing suit. saw all waterfalls. returned and picked up our food, ate lunch, swam in waterfall pools. saw a group of little kids from the bangkok international school. back to guesthouse at 4pm. lovely outdoorsey day planned entirely by us.

do some laundry in afternoon. disgusting to discover how much dirt accumulates in shorts worn every day for a week. dinner at own guesthouse.
quotes of the day: "what if I'm hypo-glycemic?" (adina, to the park ranger who wouldn't let us bring food past the first 500 meters on our 2k waterfall hike. #1: thai man probably had absolutely no idea what that meant. #2: I am not a hypo-glycemic. i just eat like one.

"oh, she knows where her pachotch is. I know, I saw." (rachelle)

"it's pretty self-explanatory, if you know what a pachotch is" (rachelle who gets all the pachotch quotes)

"...well, now that about a gallon of water just came out of my butt..." (anonymous case of travelers' diarrhea.)

kanchanburi

this town is so cute!! sort of like banglampoo area (backpackers village in bangkok) on a river bank, only smaller. lots of guesthouses and river rafts and small restaurants and bars and internet all on a small road next to the river. FINALLY got out of city life. Kanchan was exactly like i thought all of thailand would be. everyone agreed.

miriam slept in that morning, and linda, rachelle and i rented bikes. we biked up to the famed bridge over the river kwai. very unremarkable bridge physically, but the history behind it is cool. the scenery was amazing. reminded me of vietnam which is kinda funny since i have never been there. couldn't find the memorial that was built for the POWs and workers who died building the death railway. visited this WEIRD WWII and Jeath war museum. weird b/c in the museum there were war exhibits as well as buffalo skulls, proverb rock garden, coins, ceiling murals, evolution of man exhibits, pictures of the past 20 Miss Thailand women, naked paper mache men, precious gems display, construction, and someone's bedroom.

afternoon miriam joined us in a super long 6 hour bike ride down the river side. it was beautiful scenery and nice to get away from even the small city we were in. we rode through corn fields, past an elementary school, past little huts, next to food stands, stopped at a wooden gazebo-type thing on the water, ended up at a cave wat which was not so spectacular. actually, the wat WAS our final destination, but the bike ride itself was the cool part. had some bad pad thai for lunch on the way back (isn't that cool that we can tell when the thai food is bad?). at night we planned our next day big feild trip, which included buying 8 liters of water, 2 boxes of crackers, 3 packets of wafers, a box of cookies, and a bag of coconut coated peanuts. (this did not include the lunch we were going to purchase tomorrow.)
"whats in this?" (adina, inquiring about cheese sandwiches at every single guesthouse we go to.)

Friday, February 8, 2002

ayuthaya ruins

another great day. woke up super early to avoid the wretched heat and humidity. we were all super impressed that we were eating breakfast by 7am. rented bikes for the day-- so cheap!! (the low prices cease to amaze us.) then we biked over to the ruins and spent a couple of hours there. it was so peaceful-- not a white person in sight (barely any Thai people either, for that matter.) just us on our bikes on the tree lined streets, with grassy parks displaying the red brick remains of a once powerful empire. the walls and towers and statues and spires were amazing. though most were badly crumbled, they were still intact enough to induce wonder. so cool. we also saw packs of elephants march past the ruins.

such efficient tourists are we; we were done with the ruins by 11am and ate lunch in a little noodle shop with some locals. delicious. back at the guesthouse, bikes returned, and all packed up by noon. one more ice cream trip and we were on a train to bangkok. good bye ayuthaya.

ugh. reminded how much we hate bangkok jut by pulling into the train station. smelly, smoggy, loud, trafficy and unpleasant. managed somewhat miraculously to get a public bus to the southern bus station, then took another bus to kanchanburi. although the whole trip from ayuthaya to kanchanburi took 7 hours, it was much easier than we expected. in Kanchanburi, we found cute little bamboo bungalows with thatched roofs. very summer camp.
quote of the day: "what else was i going to do with it? obviously i stuck it in my mouth." (rachelle)

ayuthaya

this day started off really crappy but turned out nice. stepped off the train into BOILING HUMID weather. felt like tel-aviv. it felt like walking into warm, wet, bedsheet. we found a guesthouse and immediately took cold showers and then lay around like lumps for about an hour. decided we shouldn't waste the ENTIRE day in our guest house so we went and ate fruit smoothies. they were not enough to cool our burning bodies so we went to KFC and got ice cream. (it was air conditioned, which was how we rationalized spending an hour inside playing cards.) decided to figure out why we came to this god-forsaken town in the first place, so left air con and went to go see the ruins.

these are amazing ruins which i don't feel like detailing right now, but they were just really really cool and brick and cement and huge and intricate and towers and walls. tomorrow we are going to explore more of the ruins on bicycles.

dinner was interesting. we wanted to go this floating restaurant that we found in lonely planet. problem was it was across the river. went on wild goose chase which had us crossing crazy bridge and then realizing couldn't cross bridge because bridge ended miles from the bank of the river, uncrossed bridge, got a tuk-tuk and found that the place was way too expensive and way too empty, so walked all the way home and ate at our own guesthouse. the entire trip took an hour. then we went and got more ice cream. 1

Saturday, February 2, 2002

day ten

"That Day" made us rethink our plans to go on another trek, so we did the whole day by ourselves with our trusty lonely planet guidebook in hand. we first visited Doi Suthep, a giant temple atop a giant hill that had a giant set of stairs (300 of them) in front. it sort of looked like one of those big staircase temple from Nepal, which was the big thrill. otherwise, it wasnt that interesting. i mean, a temple is a temple. a wat is a wat is a wat.

then off to the umbrella village!!!! lucky us, today was one of two days A YEAR that this village holds an umbrella festival, with all the shops selling umbrellas and umbrella floats and umbrella making shops and other cool stuff. the highlight was when we got to call the tourist police because our driver lied to us and wanted us to pay a lot more than we agreed to. (remember that thais lie?) so the police showed up in their nice car with a siren but unfortunately the policeman sucked because he made us pay way more than we should have. but it was fun calling the police.

then we shopped and rachelle and linda got thai massages. night train down to ayuthaya. wait-- how is this night train different from all other night trains? on this night train we SAT. for TWELVE HOURS. (guess who didn't book their tickets early enough...)

long neck day from hell

we had great expectations for this day. (foreshadowing here.) you know those tribal women who live deep in the mountains and have these tall golden rings around their neck that you learn about in third grade from national geographic? the ones that put so many rings around their neck that they get really long necks? we went to go see them.

so the first spark of doubt should have lit up when we saw the 900 Bhat price tag for the day trip. NOTHING costs that much in this country. but we rationalized, saying that it was only $20. then we should have realized something was amiss when the big green volkswagon van with (!) curtains (!) came to pick us up. the "love shack," as we later called it, was a relic straight out of the 70s. it really should have stayed in that decade.

basically we drove all day long.








well, we got out of the van a couple times, i guess. once to see a really really cool cave that had giant buddhas and huge cauliflower like stalagmites and stalactites. it was really really awe-some. huge cavernous cave. (i know those are the same words) we also saw a random temple, a random village, and stopped at a random restaurant.

seeing the women was really weird b/c it was almost as if they were putting themselves on a museum display. they pretty much were, actually. but they were very happy about it, and were selling things, but it still gave us voyeristic creeps.

then we piled in the van and drove home. for 4 hours.
quotes of the day: "so, not the most exciting of our days." (miriam, stating the incredibly obvious)

"my spine hurts . . . but at least i have a short neck." (adina, after sitting in the van for a total of eight hours.

"something just dawned on me . . . well actually i thought of it 5 hours ago..." (linda, and we didn't know what was preventing her from telling us during those 5 hours we were cramped together in the van with nothing to do)

we call this day "That Day" because it was just so aweful we can't bear to relive the details.

day eight

today was a fantastic day. we signed up for a thai cooking course!!! they took us on a tour of the market, showing us all the thai fruits and vegies and dried goods and sauces. then we cooked!!! i learned how to make soup!! i never knew how to make soup before!!! it is so easy!!! other highlights included banana spring rolls, spicy glass noodle salad, and this red curry/pumpkin/tofu thing. it was so nice to just relax and be in one building for a day, not to have to hike or take a tuk-tuk or go anywhere. and the food was divine. we got cookbooks so we can cook for everyone now.

then to the train station to book tickets down south. we found a fantastic little guest house in the heart of the old city of chang mai for our last two nights there. this place was so cute, very much like the cool hostels in europe where people actually hang out in them. they had board games, tv and movies, cool music, a pool table, good food, very nice owners. so what did we do? we left the hostel and went shopping at the night bazaar. i got a sarong.

Monday, January 21, 2002

trekking

first day:
  • water hike
  • lunch (rice and eggy stuff)
  • walk over rice paddies, learn to count in thai (lung, saung, saam, si, haa, ho, jet, pad, cow, sip, sip-et) (yes, we count to eleven)
  • hike straight up a mountain
  • stop at tribal village
  • eat large amounts of bananas
  • eat dinner, play cards, sit by campfire
  • eat second dinner
  • sleep (but not really. i don't know how to express the miscomfort that we all suffered in the name of authenticity. we slept on wood mats in the freezing cold, with pigs sniffing us from underneath the floor and roosters crowing for just way too long, waking more sore, more tired, and feeling worse than when we went to sleep.)

second day:
  • breakfast (take extra toast along to feed gnawing hunger)
  • walked through bamboo forrest, jungle, banana trees, beautiful scenery...
  • lunch in tribal village (top ramen? they eat top ramen here??? play more card games, watch small child play with a tire, play the ten bhat game--"what can you get with ten bhats?". i am very proud of this game as i thought of it all by myself. perhaps a list will appear later on of the ten bhat and 100 bhat items (yes, we expanded on the theme))
  • walk to remote waterfall, sit and talk at waterfall, look at only hot guy we have seen in thailand dance around under waterfall, eat dinner next to waterfall, set up sleeping bags in cute little bungalows next to waterfall, drink tea with lots and lots of coffee creamer while playing cards next to waterfall, stargaze next to waterfall making up constellations and seeing shooting starts.
  • go to bed.

day three
  • walk some more
  • raft down the river in a bamboo raft!!! (many catcalls from thai boys on holiday, break raft halfway down the river)
  • ride elephants (really not as much fun as you think since they walk so excruciatingly slow)
  • eat lunch and freezerburned ice cream
  • return to society
  • shower, get dolled up, put on make-up (!!!) (our showers work!!!!!)
  • go to mexican resturaunt (really, thai was getting to us. funny, though, that we had to go all the way to thailand to get mexican food.)
  • visit the night bazaar (not as cool as we thought it would be)

trekking quotes:
"I could use some opium right now." (miriam after 8km hike)

"This is better than the planetarium!!" (rachelle upon seeing the night sky without a speck of electricity)

"This is the life . . . my head in adina's pachotch...and Linda's head in mine." (rachelle)

"One slight problem . . . it didn't go down." (rachelle after using the squat toilets)

"with the squat toilets, you really feel like you are accomplishing something." (miriam)

"wait, he can fold up the bus station and put it under his bed." (rachelle and adina still obsessed with the ridiculous (non) bus station they had seen 2 days before.)

"what do you think is for lunch, noodles and vegetables again...?" (group concensus)

"my armpit hair is rather long." (miriam)

"guys, we have running water here in this tribal village but not at our hotel." (adina, pointing out the sad but true fact that the remote village tribe that does not have electricity or cement had running water, yet our 200 bhat a night hotel did not.)

"well, i guess i'll go to bed with hunger pains . . . cry myself to sleep . . ." (rachelle to adina because they were both STARVING one hour after dinner.)

"rachelle, you're not going to eat your dinner? they went and plowed a feild just to make this for us." (adina, when offered a midnight snack by the hill tribe people)

"this is going to be expensive. god forbid, one bhat." (rachelle about our taxi ride)

"asian food, like rice and noodles, doesn't sit in you very long." (linda)

"after thai, you always have that 'hmmmm, i could keep going' feeling." (rachelle, explaining why the two of us are always hungry.)

"and damn, we look good." (adina, though we were only wearing jeans and clean shirts, but it was such a contrast to our nasty hiking clothes)

day four

despite getting pretty much nothing done, this was a very jampacked day. were greeted at the train station by someone from the house we were staying at. driven to the house (nice!!!) and got our room. found that though we had a room with a private bath and hot water showers, the water wasn't working. haha, the water wasn't working on the entire 3rd floor, where we were staying. the morning got off to a fantastic start when linda had eggs for breakfast and tried to open a bottle of ketchup and all of the contents exploded all over her!! we took pictures.

after we ate we decided to walk around the town and find a post office to mail our postcards and see about the bus schedule to chang rai, a city further north. we found this bus station that was so not a bus station. the lonely planet book called it a bus station but in reality it was a man sitting at a folding card table giving out tickets. the post office turned out to be closed. so that was a bust, but then we ran into the randomest person, this guy i know from UCSD named Edan who is studying in Tel Aviv for the year and is also in Thailand for break. we had no idea the other was in this country. seriously, what are the odds.

when we returned back, we had more shower issues. in that the shower did not work. black stuff came out of the pipes. so we got the manager type person, who went and fetched 4 other people, who all walked in unannounced into our bathroom. they stood there awhile fixing the shower (or so we thought) while we played cards. then they left without saying anything. so we sat there playing for another 20 minutes or so until we realized that they weren't coming back! it was especially weird b/c they had left the bathroom without saying anything to us, ie, your shower is not working.

the night got even better. we ended up showering in some other room on the first floor. got all dolled up to go out on the town when it started raining. not just raining, but POURING. almost monsooning. we pretended. so we played cards some more. funny how our shower was leaking buckets. we were starving but couldn't leave the house so we ate all the crap food that we had-- chocolate chip cookies, oreos, cheese crackers, bread and jelly, peanuts, oriental snack mix. finally the rain let up and we went and had pad thai (again) and used the internet. bytheway, thais lie all the time.

quote of the day: "no shower? oh! its a holiday today!!" (racha house keeper, where we were staying, on why NOTHING worked.)

"so we both don't have a shower but at least you have a trash can." (adina, upon seeing miriam and linda's room)

"it's not monsooning anymore. thats just your leaky shower and the fan." (miriam, pointing out the not-so obvious to rachelle and I.

day three

we got another early start today and had breakfast on the go (fruit smoothies, mango, cheese sandwiches that i found at a falafel stand. i just can't stay away, i guess. took a tuk-tuk to the Duset Throne Hall and Vanmek Teak Mansion. people watched there, saw the two exhibits (meuseumy like mansion and nice crafts), ate popsicles.

this place was so nice!! first of all, we were like the only white people there which was nice even though (and i am not exaggerating one bit) people were POINTING at us. one dad even whipped out his camera to take a picture of us with his son. it was really weird. but we just smiled back, b/c hey, we just also wanted to take pictures of their cute kids. The whole place was like this complex-- several huge beautiful buildings and all connected by vast lawns. kinda reminded me of grifiths park. food venders everywhere. all these thais do is eat. it was so peaceful, with thai loudspeaker in the background, kids walking and running around with their parents, families eating on the grass. it was really nice to get out of the city. i think we are going to really enjoy being in the north, out of bangkok. bangkok is cool, but it is too city-ish to vacation here for that long.

then we had our first meal in a resturaunt!!!!!!! sweet and sour vedgetables with tofu, rice, spicy stir fry noodles, not spicy stir fry vedgies, bottled water, fruit smoothies after. the whole thing only cost each of us 50Baht which is 5 shekels, $1.20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this food=cheap thing. now we are just chilling about an hour until we have to leave to catch our train up north!!! we are going trekking the 2-5 days we are there, so you may not hear from me for a while.
night train was actually quite fun. rachelle taught us Canadian Asshole (a card game) and we played that for an hour, talked, ate a whole bunch of stuff we found at the Thai grocery store ("tasty bean snacks!" and corn flavored yogurt).
quote of the day: "you know that cereal, the golden hexagons?" (Adina, talking about Honeycombs)

"do you think she's going to bring us a bill?" (rachelle) "no, probably just a total." (miriam at the noodle shop)

day two

breakfast at the hotel. normal breakfast-- toast, eggs, etc. need some normal food to regulate all the greasy thai food we eat. we walked to the Grand Palace and did that for a few hours. there a a bazillion georgeous buidings, each decorated more intercately and with more colors than the next. it was really amazing the attention payed to detail and color. we took about 2 rolls of film each. then we walked to Wat Pho, which had about 700 Buddha images. they get old after a while. "this is a wat. a what? a wat. a what? a wat. oh!! a wat!!" walked around a fish market river area, saw all manner of dried saefood. bought postcards to send to y'all. eat leechis, some other little brown fruit, jacfruit (which tastes like ass), coconut-pistachio icecream (sooooooooooooo goooood).

took a tuk-tuk to Chinatown. walked through, tried to find the train station, got lost, found the station with the help of a nice Thai who works there, found the tourist info office, got train tickets and booked a 3 day trek up north.

this is the best part. we went home to deoderize, walked to the CHABAD HOUSE (!!!!!) and had dinner!!!! shabbat dinner at Chabad in Bangkok!!! the whole place was full of Israelis, we spoke some Hebrew with them but then decided that we were really sick of Israel and were anti-social for the rest of dinner. we just picked out the cute guys. also they served us half a meal, israeli style. salads, challah, soup. and then that was it. we were like....and...? then we went back to Koh San road, the backpacking-shopping street. i bought red drawstring half pants, a white flowy shirt, two tiny tank tops, and coconut milk.

quote of the day: "When it hit the back of my throat, that was the first thing that came to mind." (Rachelle upon tasting coconut milk) 1

day one

omigosh, i can't believe that we are here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAY ZERO
we landed at the airport and after a long decision decided to take the easy airport shuttle directly to BANGLAMPHU disrict-- all the backpackers stay there. it is really sort of touristy, but in a good way, like there are a bazillion food carts and clothing stores and booths where you can buy ANYTHING. we met some nice aussie backpackpackers on the end of their trip here, and they showed up which places to go. after finding a nice (thailand nice) room with two doubles and a private bathroom and shower and air conditioning and a TV, all for 600 B-- that is 15 shekels-- $2.50 each!!!!!!! love the exchange rate. Then we went out walking and had our first PAD THAI (fried noodles and cabbagy stuff and egg). yum yum. oh yeah, that was 15 B (1.5 shekels=30 cents). jet lag and not really sleeping for 2 weeks didn't help so we crashed early at 9pm. NIIIIIICE.
quote of the day: "I wanted to straddle an elephant!!!" (Linda when she found out that you sit on seats on the elephant)
DAY ONE
woke up at 10 am b/c still working off jet lag, plane trip, finals week, etc. had a nice greasy breakfast of banana chocolate crepes and pineapple. we bought it all right off the street. we walked to visit some Buddha shrine and met this Thai lady who told us where were good places to go in Thailand and how much it whould cost to get there by TUK-TUK. so we got ths guy to drive us around the city for a few hours-- we saw a couple WATs (templish things), a jewel shop, a fashion make-your-suit-here shop. the guy waited outside each place for us to take our pictures and only cost 40 B total (4 shekels, 1 dollar). Then we went to our first convenience store. fun fun. we went back to our place and waited for "Linda's friend" this travel agent guy who has some connection to her dad. but he didn't have very good deals for us. Then we walked over to some park on the river and watched high school cheerleaders, then took a boat along the river and the canals and saw a bunch of cool houses built on the river. very cool, they all look totally worn down but still neat.

WE WENT TO A THAI BOXING MATCH!!!!! What were we thinking. well, we wanted to feel like the locals. So we yelled really loudly once we got inside. and ate roasted beans. It was bizarre, sort of a mix of karate and boxing, where anything goes. there was music in the background, and then we noticed that it was live!!! a clarinet type thing, drums, and a clangy thing. it was fun to watch, even though we didn't really understand the sport, ie, how do you tell who wins? came back, went shopping at our little district again. I bought a cool pair of gray comfy pants with a dragon on them. after this, me and linda are going back to buy more and miriam and rachelle may hit the hay and go to sleep. oh!!! they have these roasted crickets-- 3 inchers-- and little worms that you can buy TO EAT. and miriam and i met the chabad rabbi walking down the street. when you see a man with peyas (forelocks) and a kippah wandering around thailand, you just know. we are going to the chabad house for dinner tomorrow!!! woo hooo!! free non-thai dinner. maybe will be chicken, potatoes, and salad. oh wait, they don't have lettuce here. only bok choi.

quote of the day: "It sounds like Middle Eastern music except for the 'ching-ching'" (Miriam at Thai boxing of the live music)
other food we have eaten: pad thai (like crazy), banana pancakes, spring rolls, coconut icee, peanut cookies, coconut eggy taco things (don't ask), caramel covered rice cakes, rice.