Wednesday, November 26, 2014

There Will Be Blood

Sorry, yesterday's post got cut short because while I was typing, Sean cut his head in the shower and was bleeding all over the place and I had to go downstairs and ask Jorge at reception for bandaids.  Jorge came back upstairs with me to make sure that the cut wasn't serious and we didn't have to take Sean to the hospital for stitches.  Jorge also went out and bought us some gauze.  We put pressure on the cut and then I tied two bandanas around Sean's head to keep the gauze in place.  Sean did not like that I involved our hotel guy, but I was pretty freaked out, butt tired, and I thought that I might have seen a tiny bit of brain sticking out of the cut and I didn't really trust myself.  (That bit of brain was just skin, FYI.  Sean is totally totally fine and the cut is dried up already.)  

Anyways, we were both a bit shaken and Sean looked like Old Mother Hubbard.  It took us a long time to fall asleep.  We both had dreams of him bleeding out.  (SEAN IS FINE IT WAS JUST A SMALL CUT.)  A dramatic first night.

But back to the first day.  We walked around central San Jose.  It was a pretty relaxing first day.  They have many fabulous plazas and parks where the local people gather and hang out.  At one plaza, there were crowds and pigeons and kids feeding the pigeons and ladies selling corn to feed the pigeons.  There were also a bunch of clowns making balloon figures and some sad/dirty looking costumed Elmo and Micky Mouse.  We saw one couple walk past holding a shrieking child.  The kid was afraid of the Elmo.

Another park we walked through was having an arts festival.  A huge pillared dome sat in the middle of the park, like San Francisco's museum near the Golden Gate Bridge.  Beneath the dome was a very enthusiastic drum circle.  The drumming was really rhythmic and cool and made me want to dance.  Around the edges of the park were people walking on stilts, portrait artists, teenagers jump-roping, a hula-hooping contest, tables with checkers and chess and jenga and other games, people teaching kids how to mold a clay nativity scene, and some craft tables selling their stuff.  The park was full of people and full of life.  There were really tall, leafy trees and exotic looking flowers growing.  Is was pretty inspiring to walk through.  We read later that the dome is called the Temple of Music.

We also walked past a group of young boys playing soccer in the street.  I became a little bit stalkery and took like fifteen pictures of them.  They were really cute!  They were all randomly wearing red shirts!  It looked like a scene out of a movie.

The biggest draw of San Jose was the gold museum.  This museum houses an extensive collection of pre-Columbian figures made out of gold.  It was super cool.  The museum is like a vault, a huge cement building four stories below the ground.  They had great exhibits on how the native peoples made the gold figures-- first they made a wax figure, then a clay mold around it, melted out the wax, poured in molten gold, and finally cracked open the clay.  There were tiny figurines of frogs, birds, lizards, butterflies, and spirits.  Sean describes them as, "The shit they saw in the forest."

The gold museum was connected to a money museum, so we got to learn all about Costa Rica's currency and how it came to be.  It was also really neat, even though all the exhibit signage was in Spanish.  Their bills are super colorful.  Some of the old coins, which were made by coffee plantation owners, had great detail.  A third section of the museum was art.  It was boring.  Except for one large sculpture that looked like a flaming vagina.  

Then we headed back to dinner at the loneliest hotel restaurant, and I already wrote about that.  Awesome first day.  Some observations:
- There seem to be no municipal codes governing sidewalk or driveways.  Every street has a different sized and patterned sidewalk.  Most of them look like they haven't been touched since they were laid fifty years ago.
- There are drunk homeless people in every country.
- Lots and lots of police all over the place.  The backs of their uniforms had "POLICIA" written in fluorescent reflective plastic.  And they traveled in large packs.
- We don't quite understand how the street lights work.  We've made a rule for ourselves, which is, "Don't get hit."
- Sean was really disappointed that the TVs in the restaurants and bars were showing futbol and the rodeo, and not NFL.
- We are fucking exhausted.
- We are super excited for breakfast. 
- All the craftsy souvenirs in the market are probably made in Guatemala.
- There is trash everywhere.  So much litter.  (But very strict no-smoking rules.)
- We love our hotel staff.  Hotel Presidente.
- We still haven't grasped the currency exchange rate.  Everything looks like it's outrageously expensive.  For example, our KFC lunch cost 7,000 colones.
- Sean REALLY wants to tip everyone and I have to remind him that they don't do that here.  

Sunday, November 23, 2014

the Arrival

I'm writing this now from the loneliest hotel restaurant in the world.  It is completely empty save Sean and I and the loud dance hall techno coming from the (empty) bar area.  We're sitting beside the Wall of Oppression, a floor-to-ceiling carved mural made of black stone, depicting gold miners, slave drivers, and imminent violence.  Despite the ambiance, our first dinner in Costa Rica was splendid.  We got delicious local cuisine: beans, rice, salad, veggie stew, fried plantains, fish.  Sean got a Coca Cola Light!  The Broncos beat the Dolphins!  The food perks us up enough that I put down my notebook and we reminisce about our day.  

We also decide that we are going to rent a car for the remainder of the trip.  I'm excited and super freaking out about this.  Like, I'm definitely old enough to rent a car on my vacations now.  But I've done it so few times, and never in a foreign country.  Renting a car will make tomorrow's plans waaaaaaay easier and cheaper, and it will let us "control our own destiny."  Sean is fond of using that phrase. 

I am so tired that I can barely keep my eyes open as I type this.  I think I slept about seven minutes on our flight over here, and that means that Sean slept for six minutes.  We had a fabulous time in the Sky Lounge last night, playing backpack show and tell, drinking free drinks, remembering our first airport adventure in Dubai with ACC, planning our future movie theater/brewery.  Once on the plane, we were so distracted by the plane tracker on the TV and the flight attendants kept giving us food that we didn't try to go to sleep until an hour in.  Our plane landed at like 6:45am Costa Rica time, which is 3:45 PST.  I definitely look a hot mess.  There is a picture to prove it somewhere.

We sailed through immigration and customs in two minutes, used the ATM, and got a cab to San Jose.  I've been super paranoid about pick-pockets and thieves and will not let my daypack out of my hands.  I wouldn't let Sean put his pack in the trunk of the cab, for which I received a dirty look.  (For the record, a vast majority of the time I'm right.  In this case, he needed both his sunglasses AND camera while in the cab and was quite thankful that he had them accessible.)  Then we checked into our hotel and I convinced Sean that he did NOT need to visit the breakfast buffet but rather should take a nap with me for an hour before we venture out.  (He fell asleep before me, naturally.)  

Oh!  In the middle of our nap, I woke up to the sound of water falling pitter-pat on the floor.  The air-conditioning unit mounted on the wall was dripping.  All over the place.  Sean McGuyvered a trashcan and towel so that we could continue sleeping with the A/C on while the water collected silently.  I dreamed of peeing.

After the nap, we gleefully unpacked and rearranged our daypacks and put all of our valuables in the safe.  Sean revealed that he brought Poo Pourri.  "I brought it to save the relationship," he explained proudly.

We sort of wandered around the Central Avenue before winding up at KFC for lunch.  Sean suggested it as a joke, but I thought it was a brilliant choice, such an incredibly bad idea that it became a good idea.  The chicken was pretty much exactly like American KFC, but my meal also came with beans and rice and fried plantains.  While we were sitting and eating, Sean turned to me and asked, "Did we lock the safe?"

I looked back at him.  "No.  No, we did not."  And I burst out laughing.  Guys, we were SO TIRED.  We had at least three conversations this morning planning out how we were going to use the safe and what the combination was going to be and was the laptop going to fit, etc etc.  But I was fairly positive that we had never actually CLOSED the safe. We returned to the hotel and sure enough, the safe was packed full of all of our valuables and wide open.  Luckily, everything was still there.  Sean probably gave me like eighty thousand exaggerated sighs, but I was too busy laughing at my own idiocy to notice.


Saturday, November 22, 2014

items that we debated over packing, but brought in the end


  • Five different types of bug repellent  (You never know which DEET is the right one for you.)
  • Mouthguard (Adina's)
  • Walkie-talkies

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Map of Costa Rica


Costa Rica Itinerary

Sunday, November 23:  Arrive in San Jose.  Spend the day touring the city center.  Sleep at Hotel Presidente.
Monday, November 24: Travel through Alejuelah Province, Zarcero, Arenal.  Sleep at El Establo Mountain Hotel.
Tuesday, November 25: Monte Verde and Santa Elena Reserve.  Sleep at El Establo Mountain Hotel.
Wednesday, November 26: Monte Verde and Santa Elena Reserve.  Sleep at El Establo Mountain Hotel.
Thursday, November 27: Monte Verde and Santa Elena Reserve.  Sleep at El Establo Mountain Hotel.
Friday, November 28: Travel to Manuel Antonio Reserve.  Sleep at Shana Hotel.
Saturday, November 29: Manuel Antonio Reserve.  Sleep at Shana Hotel.
Sunday, November 30: Manuel Antonio Reserve.  Sleep at Shana Hotel.
Monday, December 1: Manuel Antonio Reserve.  Return to San Jose.  Sleep at ?.  We don't have a booking yet, but they do have a Hampton Inn, and I sort of feel like we have to stay there just because.
Tuesday, December 2: Fly home, arrive in LAX 12:30pm.

Monday, January 9, 2012

The end end

So. It is our last morning here, and of course the sky is blue and the sun is shining and there is a light breeze. This would have been perfect weather for the past 3 days!! Not all is in vain, however, because we are flying to Belize City on a two -seater CESNA. I am TERRIFIED and clasp my mom's hand in a clammy death-grip for most of the way. I am never doing that again if I can help it.

On the other end, things get a bit farcical. We are the only two passengers on the plane (for there are only two seats), and at Placencia, they had given me three neon yellow baggage tickets for our luggage, which they carried to the plane in front of us. We have not shown a single document or proof of ID. Here in Belize City, they opened the plane doors and walked us and our luggage to the airport terminal entrance. We turned around and thanked them, leaning down to pick up our bags. The attendants refused, asking us to fully walk into the building. We did, and then we watched as they dumped our bags onto the empty carousel three feet away from where we stood. They turned on the carousel and our bags inched forwards two feet where we were then allowed to pick it up. My mother exclaimed, “Oh, there's our bag! And the second one! Oh look, this one is ours, too!” But the arduous process was not over yet. The attendant rushed over and ASKED US FOR OUR BAGGAGE CLAIM TICKET.

Check-in for our international flights was simple, but changing over my money to American dollars required my passport, my home address, and my signature.

The airport is as exciting as the one in Flores. Several souvenir shops, a single food shop which is out of several ingredients, and lots of people. Jody almost loses her boarding pass when she sets it on a wooden bench and it falls through the slats. I eat an entire canister of Pringles and then it's time to return to America.

Thank god.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

more Placencia and the end, aka Thank God We're Done with Belize

What else do we do with our time in Placencia? Well, the second day I eat fry jacks again, eager to begin my day of vacation on a good note. Then, the rain gets harder and harder and harder, and the power goes out. Guess what? On this island, the water system is operated by electronic pump, so now that the electricity is out, so is the water! Awesome. It's pouring rain (no water activities), no power (no movies), and no water (no showering). Why can't we catch a break?!?!?!

The rain calms down and so we decide to kayak to the nearest cay since there is not much else we can do. Jody can't find her swimsuit and takes everything out of her suitcase several times, muttering to herself before I find it in a shopping bag on top of my own clothing piles. The kayaking is great for about 5 minutes, but then it gets windy and drizzly and there is not much to look at and I remember that I hate rowing.

We do more reading, eat some fajitas, and the power comes back on!!! Rejoice!!! We have an evening of shower, reading, Comedy Central, and internet. I specially request spaghetti with parmesan cheese and ketchup and they make it for me! Yum. In our room, Jody acts like she has never watched TV before. Every commercial startles her, and every plot point must be slowly repeated. What are these moving pictures? How come that woman just walked over there? Is this part of the show? Why is the sound doing that?

The next day, we wake up to sunshine with a “cold front” moving in with light clouds and wind, but no rain. I have some more fry jacks and a pina colada for breakfast. We decided to take a bike ride while the weather is still cooperating, but to tell you the truth, there is not much to see, and we're done after an hour. We stop at the largest of the Chinese-run markets and buy candy and edible presents. Jody has an epiphany that if she kept her suitcase organized, she would be able to find her things. I pass out from Obviousness.

Here are some things we have done to pass the time on our final day here, since the sun is still not shining:

1. We read books.
2. Jody cleaned out 140 emails from her work account.
3. I mastered three varieties of solitaire on my computer.
4. Jody investigated every single Chinese grocery store in Placencia (5 in all).
5. We showered frequently.
6. Jody neatly folded her dirty laundry and hermetically sealed it in ziplock bags.
7. I went to a more distant bathroom instead of a nearby one in order to kill time.
8. I checked my facebook every 10 minutes.
9. Jody biked to three restaurants to check out their dinner menu.

At least we're not in Dangriga.