wineries

A LOT of drinking goes on on this day. Besides the winery samples, there is also wine and champagne on the bus and wine during lunch and wine at dinner. Some other things that happen include:

• Hanging with Philip, Ben, and Sean amidst the bizzaro and disturbing sculptures around the sampling building, including a life sized headless torso, a body half submerged in a puddle, and a doll holding a cage. Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but it's that kind of weirdness. I wish I had pictures so you, too, could feel uncomfortable. Oh yes, and we made up raps.
  
• Overcast sky and on-and-off drizzling.
• Champagne video featuring a gold leather vest be-suited Ms. South Africa host. There are audible giggles in the theater when she walks on screen. Also a champagne cork popping and foam shooting out in the manner of MAN ORGAN EJACULATE. The choir cannot contain itself and we dissolve into full on laughing and shouting. We are visiting this place due to a recommendation of their intro video. WE ARE HERE WHOLLY BECAUSE THE VIDEO IS SO AWESOMELY BAD.
• Is it today that we completely fall in love with Latifa, our bus tour guide?
• Tommy buys a calfskin messenger bag.
• There are many, many group pictures. They are all terrible.